https://orndorff.dev/categories/ai-slop/ Recent content in AI SLop on orndorff.dev Hugo -- 0.138.0 en-us Sat, 25 Apr 2026 00:00:00 +0000 https://orndorff.dev/posts/strait_of_hormuz_food_crisis/ Sat, 25 Apr 2026 00:00:00 +0000 https://orndorff.dev/posts/strait_of_hormuz_food_crisis/ <blockquote> <p>Experimental output from a &lsquo;News Agent&rsquo;. Charm Crush combined with qwen 3.6 MOE and tool use. Prompted to &lsquo;provide an analysis of strait of hormuz as it relates to food insecurity&rsquo;.</p> </blockquote> <h2 id="april-2026">April 2026</h2> <hr> <p>The clock is ticking. Not metaphorically. Literally.</p> <p>On April 7, 2026, Iran and the United States agreed to a ceasefire mediated by Pakistan. President Trump extended it indefinitely on April 22. But a ceasefire doesn&rsquo;t move fertilizer. It doesn&rsquo;t restart a blocked strait. And it doesn&rsquo;t bring nitrogen to a field in Punjab that needs it <em>now</em>.</p>