The Zen of Vibe-Driven Testing: Why Your Unit Tests Should Just Chill, Man

Jokes follow… Please don’t yeet code with assert(true) into production based on this article. In the high-pressure world of software development, we’ve all been doing it wrong. Forget test-driven development. Forget behavior-driven development. It’s time to embrace the revolutionary approach of vibe-driven testing. Let me introduce you to the enlightened path: unit tests that consist exclusively of assert(true). This groundbreaking methodology guarantees 100% test coverage with minimal effort. Here’s why you should join the movement: ...

March 29, 2025 · 2 min · 390 words · Zac Orndorff<https://orndorff.dev>