Chaos Command: A Game of Territory, Betrayal, and Extraterrestrial Rodents

Overview: Chaos Command is a fast-paced, chaotic territory control game inspired by Risk and D&D elements. Players vie for dominance of a world map, employing diplomacy, military might, and absurd technologies. Be warned: alliances are fleeting, and even your closest allies might just nuke your space elevator. Players: 2-4 players Game Setup: The World Map: Use a Risk-style map, or any map of territories. The example board used a modified world map, including North America, Australia, and Africa as the start locations. Starting Units: Each player starts with a set number of “Regular Guys” (5-10 is a good starting number), place these in your starting territory. Secret Powers: Every player starts with an “Ultimate Power Up” that can be used after they have killed at least 5 of other players units. Example Power-Ups Meteor Fist: A devastating attack that eliminates multiple units in a targeted territory (as seen in the transcript) Iron Dome: Negates first two attacks in a territory Laser Tank Upgrade: Upgrades a regular tank into a Laser Tank, that deals more damage. Space Elevator: Construct a space elevator (See “Unique Tech” for details) Nuclear Strike: Elimates a small amount of units from every player, but also destroys units in your area. First Player: The player that has the most regular units on the board goes first Turn Structure: Each player takes their turn in the order they placed their units on the board. Each turn consists of the following phases: ...

December 23, 2024 · 6 min · 1171 words · Zac Orndorff<https://orndorff.dev>

Turbo Encabulator

Turbo Encabulator Technical Documentation The Turbo Encabulator operates based on the principle of modial interactions, effectively bringing forth a new generation of transmission solutions for advanced engineering applications. Key Components Base Plate: Pre-famulated amulite Casing: Malleable logarithmic Bearings: Spurving Fan: Panametric Marzlevanes: Hydrocoptic (6 units) Wiring: Lotus-o-delta in panendermic semi-boloid slots Differential Girdle Spring: Connects to grammeters Step-by-Step Operation Instructions 1. Preliminary Setup +-------------------+ | Begin Setup | +-------------------+ | v +--------------------+ | Check Power Supply | +--------------------+ | v +---------------------+ | Inspect Base Plate | +---------------------+ | v +------------------------+ | Examine Malleable Casing| +------------------------+ | v +------------------------------+ | Verify Hydrocoptic Marzlevanes | +------------------------------+ | v +---------------------------------+ | Ensure Correct Wiring Connections | +---------------------------------+ | v +---------------------------+ | System Ready for Operation| +---------------------------+ 2. Powering Up the System +---------------+ | Power On | +---------------+ | v +---------------------+ | Activate Main Switch| +---------------------+ | v +--------------------+ | Initialize Base Input| +--------------------+ | v +------------------------+ | Check Indicator Lights | +------------------------+ | v +-------------------------+ | Confirm System is Online| +-------------------------+ | v +--------------------------+ | System Booted Successfully| +--------------------------+ 3. Calibration Process +----------------------+ | Calibration | +----------------------+ | v +----------------------------------+ | Set Configurations for "Up" End | +----------------------------------+ | v +----------------------------------+ | Align Differential Girdle Spring | +----------------------------------+ | v +-------------------------------+ | Calibrate Forescent Skor Motion| +-------------------------------+ | v +-------------------+ +------------------+ | Adjust Parameters?|------>| Calibration Complete | +-------------------+ +------------------+ | +------------------+ | Yes | v +----------------------------------+ | Set Configurations for "Up" End | +----------------------------------+ 4. Operating the Turbo Encabulator +---------------------------+ | Start Operation | +---------------------------+ | v +-------------------------------+ | Monitor Interface for Readings| +-------------------------------+ | v +---------------------------------+ | Implement Drawn Reciprocation Dingle Arm | +---------------------------------+ | v +----------------------------------+ | Perform Adjustments to Reduce Sinusoidal Repleneration | +----------------------------------+ | v +----------------------------+ | Continuous Monitoring Required | +----------------------------+ Flage Sealing Instructions Step-by-Step Flage Sealing Process +--------------------------+ | Start Flage Sealing | +--------------------------+ | v +------------------------------+ | Ensure Surface is Clean | +------------------------------+ | v +----------------------------------+ | Apply Gasket Material Correctly | +----------------------------------+ | v +-----------------------------+ | Align Flanges Accurately | +-----------------------------+ | v +---------------------------+ | Secure with Bolts Evenly | +---------------------------+ | v +---------------------------+ | Check for Even Pressure | +---------------------------+ | v +-------------------------------+ | Gasket Check and Final Inspection | +-------------------------------+ Flage Sealing Maintenance +-------------------------------+ | Routine Maintenance Check | +-------------------------------+ | v +------------------------------+ | Inspect for Leaks | +------------------------------+ | v +----------------------------+ | Ensure Tightness of Bolts | +----------------------------+ | v +-----------------------------+ | Evaluate Gasket Integrity | +-----------------------------+ | v +-----------------------------+ +----------------------+ | Condition Suitable? |------>| Continue Operation | +-----------------------------+ +----------------------+ | +-------------------+ | No | v +----------------------+ | Replace Gasket | +----------------------+ Troubleshooting Guide +-----------------+ | Try to Start | +-----------------+ | v +-----------------------+ | Power Indicator Off? | +-----------------------+ | / \ / \ / \ Yes No / \ v v +-------------------+ +-----------------------+ | Check Power Source| | Calibration Error? | +-------------------+ +-----------------------+ | / \ / \ / \ Yes No / \ v v +--------------------------+ +--------------------------+ | Recalibrate System | | Inspect Component Status | +--------------------------+ +--------------------------+ | v +------------------------------+ | Resolve Issues as Necessary | +------------------------------+ Conclusion The Turbo Encabulator has been integrated with innovative features that enhance its operational capabilities while also ensuring reliability in function. Proper setup, operation, and maintenance following this technical documentation guarantee optimal performance in all applications. ...

December 13, 2024 · 3 min · 545 words · Zac Orndorff<https://orndorff.dev>

Boeuf Bourguignon - The French Chef

Step into the timeless world of classic French cuisine with Julia Child, the culinary maestro who brought French cooking to American households through her legendary television series, “The French Chef.” In this iconic show, Julia demystifies the art of French cooking, showcasing the culture’s rich flavors, meticulous techniques, and warm hospitality. Julia’s approachable style and infectious enthusiasm transform seemingly sophisticated recipes into achievable masterpieces, inviting both novice cooks and seasoned chefs to explore the delightful nuances of French gastronomy. ...

November 20, 2024 · 4 min · 694 words · Zac Orndorff<https://orndorff.dev>

Indian Spiced Sweet Potato Casserole

Ingredients For the Curry Paste: 3 shallots, rough chopped 8 cloves garlic, rough chopped 8 makrut lime leaves, thinly sliced 1/4 cup (40g) toasted peanuts 2 tablespoons galangal, grated (substitute with ginger if needed) 2 stalks lemongrass, thinly sliced 1/2 teaspoon (2g) cumin powder 1 tablespoon (14g) coriander powder 3/4 cup (30g) dried Korean chilies, rehydrated in boiling water For the Casserole: 3 sweet potatoes, cut into large chunks (1 to 1.5 inches) 3/4 cup (180ml) chicken stock 1 can (400ml) coconut milk 4.5 tablespoons (45g) palm sugar (or brown sugar) 2 more makrut lime leaves (optional) 1.5 tablespoons (15g) hondashi (optional) For the Fried Shallots: ...

November 20, 2024 · 2 min · 339 words · Zac Orndorff<https://orndorff.dev>

Software Engineering is a Team Sport: From Rookie to All-Star

The stadium buzzed with electric anticipation. It was the final seconds of the Super Bowl, and the underdog team trailed by four points. Everything hinged on this last play. The quarterback scanned the defense and noticed a telltale formation—the opponents had fallen into a pattern they’d dissected tirelessly in practice. Seizing the moment, he called an audible at the line of scrimmage. Instantly, the offensive line adjusted their stances, receivers altered their routes, and the running back shifted to provide crucial protection. The ball was snapped. In a seamless display of teamwork and adaptability, the play unfolded flawlessly, culminating in a game-winning touchdown. ...

November 4, 2024 · 8 min · 1596 words · Zac Orndorff<https://orndorff.dev>